Stop it with the ___sexual! Virgin airways strikes again…
Virgin Atlantic Airways , yes, they have a sense of humor. It’s good to see large corporations with a sense of humor, so I can give them a pass on their latest promo: Who’s the top Jetrosexual. You read that right.
They just coined the worst coined phrase.
But, like we know, they have a sense of humor. They came up with the eleven commandments of Jetrosexuals. Here they are (written in regular english, not that “thou shalt” speech they have on their site):
- You will have your passport ready to go at moment’s notice.
- You will have a favorite airport and a good explanation about why it’s your favorite.
- You will not talk your seatmate’s ear off.
- You will never hold up the security line.
- You will be able to order beer in at least six different languages.
- You will spend no more than five minutes in the airplane bathroom.
- You can pack a week’s worth of clothes in one carry-on bag.
- You don’t own an inflatable neck-pillow.
- You have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.
- You travel Economy sometimes, just to stay humble.
- You fly to move business and culture forward.
I was thinking of putting together an online poll that allows you to rate how many of these you match up with. Stay tuned.
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