In Seattle i showed up 2 hours before the flight although I have mobility problems. Most of it I lagged by carry-on and myself through various ever changing never ending lines. When finally I got to check point I had to take of my see through silk
vest even though the attendant admitted that it was impossible to hide anything underneath that.
The flight was late. There was bathroom, no food.

We got on and it was a bit bumpy, really not bad at all. However the attendants spent the entire flight strapped to their seat and refused to serve any drinks or food. Now this was over 5 hours fun since I hit the airport.

When I went to bathroom, the attendant screamed at me that I was not allowed (I guess she does not know that women pee every 3 hours) and that she’ll have me arrested. I pointed out that since she remained strapped to her seat , she was unable to clean up the puddle I was about to make.

I guess, I was lucky I was not arrested for sarcasm.

I was bone dry, starving and upset by the time we finally landed- and I paid full price for this horror.