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Ever thought about taking your sex toys with you on an airplane? The San Francisco Chronicle put together this excellent guide about handling sex toys and air travel and luggage. Here’s a sample:

If you’re one of the 500,000 (half a million!) people traveling to San Francisco for this year’s Pride Parade, before you pack your one suitcase of sweaters and hot pants (you’ll need both) and your five suitcases of sex toys, think about the TSA for a minute. (Ugh, not like that.) Sure, uniforms are hot, and some of you may have those nonconsensual cavity-search fantasies rarin’ to go, but save your fetishes for Pink Saturday and pack your sex toys with care. Otherwise, be prepared to have your expensive toy collection ripped apart by security dogs and your favorite dick detonated by the feds. Imagine arriving and having to explain, “Honey, they blew up the Ballsy Jeff Stryker 10-inch.”

Read the article, The TSA Hates Your Vibrator / How to safely fly with your sex toys, here.

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