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Paper airplanes, adult-style

Monday, December 5th, 2005

PaperWorlds.com is an online community for miniature paper models of stuff. Some of this includes paper airplanes — ridiculously complex paper airplanes. This one looks cool on the monitor … it’s three feet long, and takes 70 sheets of paper. No joke. Whoa.

Awesome: Rocket Racing Coming October 2006

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

This piece of news lands right in the heart of awesome … my only worry is will soaring gas prices kill this sport? Heck no, this is America. It’s NASCAR in the sky, it’s rocket racing. The exhibition event launches October of next year, and they say the sport league will start for reals in [...]

The 34.65 Million-Mile-High Club: Colonizing Mars

Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

From the wire: New Company Launches With Aim of Colonizing Mars (after Sept. 26 use this link, because yahoo’s will be busted). No joke. They think they can get people up there by 2025 … though, judging by this quote from their leader (and the fact they live in Florida), they might be more than a little crazy. Not that crazy’s bad or anything. Here’s the quote: “If you’ve got freedom in your heart, courage to face the unknown, and discipline to deliver, contact us, and perhaps we can realize our dreams together.”

Would you be interested in getting involved (or do you know someone you would like to see move to a different planet)? Check out the group’s web site here.

Join Flight Club! We make air travel exciting.

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005

Hey, in case you didn’t know, Flight Club is an online community for air travelers. Flight Club (the parent of this blog) has online tools that help members meet other members on airplanes and in airports — basically, we’re fun people that make travel more exciting. Business travelers, recreational travelers, if you fly for fun or for work, if you fly just once a year, Flight Club has a spot for you.

Membership is booming, so if you haven’t thought about joining before, then now is a good time. Registration takes about a minute and you can do it at this page. It’s free, it’s a fun site, uh huh oh yeah.

Stop it with the ___sexual! Virgin airways strikes again…

Tuesday, August 16th, 2005

Virgin Atlantic Airways , yes, they have a sense of humor. It’s good to see large corporations with a sense of humor, so I can give them a pass on their latest promo: Who’s the top Jetrosexual. You read that right.

They just coined the worst coined phrase.

But, like we know, they have a sense of humor. They came up with the eleven commandments of Jetrosexuals. Here they are (written in regular english, not that “thou shalt” speech they have on their site):

  1. You will have your passport ready to go at moment’s notice.
  2. You will have a favorite airport and a good explanation about why it’s your favorite.
  3. You will not talk your seatmate’s ear off.
  4. You will never hold up the security line.
  5. You will be able to order beer in at least six different languages.
  6. You will spend no more than five minutes in the airplane bathroom.
  7. You can pack a week’s worth of clothes in one carry-on bag.
  8. You don’t own an inflatable neck-pillow.
  9. You have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.
  10. You travel Economy sometimes, just to stay humble.
  11. You fly to move business and culture forward.

I was thinking of putting together an online poll that allows you to rate how many of these you match up with. Stay tuned.

Soon, Space Club: Galactic Tourism (also, the sweetest job on the planet)

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

Virgin Galactic launches space tourism: Commercial flights into outer space start in 2008. It will cost $200,000 for the trip, which includes five minutes of weightlessness (that’s $40,000 per minute). Lots of people are interested in going up (no joke). Interesting bits in the article on the topic:

  • Only 450 humans have been in outer space
  • 4000 pilots applied for the 75 jobs available to steer the space craft. Oh man would that not be the sweetest job on the planet? “By day, I pilot space craft. By night … “

Friday Fun: Kid starts british cheap-flight airline, and more sky-high fun

Friday, July 22nd, 2005

Hey, been away for a while … here’s a roundup of some recent off-kilter airline news, enjoy.

Dear Continental Airlines (great flight horror story)

Thursday, June 23rd, 2005

Don’t sit in seat 29E. What kind of plane? Beats me. But it’s run by Continental, and one man put together an exquisite paper-napkin rant and actual filed complaint on the topic.

Depiction of a man's butt in my face

I am picturing a board room full of executives giving props to the young promising engineer that figured out how to squeeze an additional row of seats onto this plane by putting them next to the lav. I would like to flush his head in the toilet that I am close enough to touch from my seat.

Airlines should release more of these … and let the people know what happened in the end.

Update: Snopes.com investigates the lavatory complaint!

Friday Fun: Airports, Cake and Genius Models

Friday, June 3rd, 2005

I love cake. So when a news article about airports and cake crosses my eyes I take notice. A protester successfully launched a carrot cake at some muckety-muck at Heathrow — where the cake hit they don’t share (why not?), but it did hit. Read the article here.

On a completely unrelated note, here’s an awesome story about a slovenia model they were going to do a “dumb bimbo” TV show about … until it turned out she was smarter than everyone else.

I promise more useful content coming soon — between training for work, a vaction in NYC, and a computer that is having problems it is hard to post.

-Joe

No billboards in space? Don’t mind if I do!

Friday, May 20th, 2005

Okay, so the FAA just made it clear: they don’t want billboards in space. Like, low-level space, billboards hovering in the earth’s atmosphere, where millions of people will see it every 24 hours or so. Sure that makes sense, as cynical as it is.

But, once they have the power to enforce this notion, how are they going to do it? With missiles? Monkeys?

I also believe there would be a huge “acceptance curve” with any company that dared deploy billboards into the stratosphere. What human being would actually buy a product advertised so obnoxiously? (Let’s hope we never hear the answer to that question)

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